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Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. Please come back later. Would you like me to show my partner this text?
My horoscope said today would have unsuspecting challenges. Dropped my phone in the toilet this morning, can't text! Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime.
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You know, I've maesage waiting for you to sext me all day, it's rude to keep someone waiting. If you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all. Beep, beep.
I don't have great WiFi, but I'm feeling our connection. I'd ask you what you're wearing, but I'd rather picture you naked.
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Wow, wow, wow, buy me dinner first. I'd ask you what you're wearing, but I'd rather picture you naked. Can't respond, getting a manicure! When You're Not Into It 1. I think you sent me your "Twilight" FanFiction by mistake.
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I love it when you text dirty to me. For an introvert, you're surprisingly good at sexting. Or don't. Has this ever worked for you? You're the Shakespeare of sexting. If we're being open xechanges honest about our sexual needs, I need you to stop sexting me unprompted, in the middle of the day.
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The fuun you are trying to reach is not available at this time, please ask for consent first, and then try again. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee. Great minds do think alike. Oops, sorry!
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How long is this going to take? Should I clear my schedule for the rest of the day?
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Has this ever worked for you? For an introvert, you're surprisingly good at sexting. Beep, beep. I see you'd like to make a dick appointment.
Stay on the line, and we can schedule you shortly. Are you still on your parents' phone bill? Oh, is this what the kids call "sexting?
If I knew these were the texts you were going to send me, I would have asked for your a while ago. I anc if you can work my body like you're working your keyboard.