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You've swapped your freakum' dress for flannel PJs and suave pickup lines for funny texts to send your crush from six feet away, of course. Although dating undoubtedly looks a little different this year, consider this time at home as practice in talking the talk before getting it on. Sure, you can't invite your crush to a party or out with your friends. But you can get to know them on a one-on-one level. What's that old saying? There's no time senr a global pandemic to lure potential lovers with your intelligence and wit.

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Maybe it's time to consider replacing your standard check-in text with something that will make your partner chuckle.

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I'm not going to lie — some days, I listen to "office sounds" compilations. Food… No, you. Not with sugar and spice, but with money. What else did you manifest for yourself today? More like this. Buying bean sprouts and a single Lara bar. Maybe, food on you! You can texst have too much floral. Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK.

Does "tuna" suffice? My main feed is your vision board.

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Double points if it's the lime kind. Although everyone's humor is a little different, if you need some LOL inspiration, here are some texts that won't disappoint. By Tayi Sanusi Oct. I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor.

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More like The Summer Text. Even more than my morning cup of a coffee, so you know it's serious. How much do you think he talks about 'Infinite Jest'? Chopping this dried fruit is the closest I've been to a date in months.

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How's your WFH going? Remember places? I'm deciding if I want to buy my baby niece a pair of tiny Air Force 1s.

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There is no one nicer than a drunk girl in a bathroom. Honestly, I don't want to know the truth.

The morning grind. Burning a Hot Pocket is easier than it sounds.

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But you can get to text them on a one-on-one level. And while you can never go wrong with a cute selfie or a pic of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a slam dunk on your road to romance. A fruit pun is guy cute. According to Tami Sasson, an NYC-based mental health therapist and wellness coach, sharing a laugh with someone has the power to foster deeper connections and emotional bonds. How many Dolly Parton candles are too many?

After all, one of the best parts about being in a relationship is having someone around to send your mood. A cute-cumber!

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OK, where to begin? Read: I'm looking for an excuse to delete the app. There's no time like a global pandemic to lure potential lovers with your intelligence and wit. Run, don't walk. Remember Room Raiders? Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms.

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I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to my kitchen. Whether you know they're having a stressful day and want to lighten their mood, or you just want to check in with a sweet reminder that you're thinking of them, you can't go wrong with one of the above. What's that old saying? S let me have this. Be honest. The shoes make the 'fit. I am very thirsty at the moment. Just, why?

Care to help me explain? Although dating undoubtedly looks a little different this year, consider this time at home as practice in talking the talk before getting it on.

Funny texts to send a guy

I'm not sure what it means, but I'm honored to be your muse. If you've been texting a Hinge cutie for a while or your Slacks with your coworker are becoming a little more than business casual, you may be looking for the perfect message to make them smile. To be clear, I'm not looking for a love triangle.

I can't cook and just burned a Hot Pocket in the microwave, but I imagine what it would be like to be able to cook well. Asking for a friend. I miss her.

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