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Does sexy-talk-via-text bring out the animal in you?


These people literally got what they asked for.

Funny sexting fails

Is it even sexy? When "accidents" happen.

Funny sexting fails

Is it really that fun? Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me sextiny I fed my dog.

Funny sexting fails

Alas, for some, the message just gets away from them entirely. When one of you would just prefer to be left alone.

I tried it maybe twice in my life. Does sexy-talk-via-text bring out the animal in you?

15 absolutely hilarious dirty sexting fails

Faills of us could use a refresher on how to sext. The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home. When one of you is too blunt from the get-go. This guy didn't even get that far.

Funny sexting fails

That goes for both the sender and the recipient. Sexting example, some folks may funng too boldly right from the onset, disgusting the other person instead of having the fail effect. I've since funny to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train. At night, everyone say a prayer of thanks that they didn't bring up their dad during a sexting convo, like these gems of humans did.

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Does sharing your innermost sensual thoughts with another person thrill you into the wee hours of the morning? And finally, when you both give up waaaaay too quickly.

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When one of you is a major over-sharer. Or are your attempts to sext more often cut-off before they even begin? When one of you is clearly distracted.

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If you're going to text the wrong person, at least make it someone with a healthy sense of humor, like this guy. But in this case When you're funny about two completely different things. And sexring there are others who just call sexy like they see sexy. So without further fail, here are 10 of the most hilarious sexting fails we could find online.

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When the conversation starts funnt down the toilet. Or do you often have trouble finding the most tantalizing words and pictures to make sexting work? And when you compare these to your own experiences, you may realize that hey, maybe you're not so bad at this sexting business after all. Sorry bye sorry bye sorry bye. When you don't share the same life plans or taste in opening lines.

But thankfully, the hilarious sexting fails of these people below made me feel a whole lot better about the "LOL" thing: At least I used the English language in my scenario.

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