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Everybody says blender. How about I'll start this conversation, and you can chat the next one? People always say they want to be the person their pet thinks they are, but my pet jokes that all I do is watch bad TV in my pajamas and eat cereal for every meal. Claudia Coxrelationship coach and founder of Text Weapon, says that opening with a compliment can sometimes come off as superficial. My grandmother was asking.

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